my favourite fruit are reds
shut up its fucking blood orange
i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye
Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?
the prof asks the important questions.
Wait, spouse rhymes with house? I always pronounced it ‘spooze’ in my head /o\ WHY IS YOUR LANGUAGE SO WEIRD!!!
Because English beats up other languages in dark alleys, then rifles through their pockets for loose grammar and spare vocabulary.
john cried during sherlock’s best man speech and i bet he didn’t shed a single tear while exchanging vows with mary but i guess we’ll never know since only one of those things was important enough to include in the show
why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo