perks-of-being-chinese:

perks-of-being-chinese:

officialpigeon:

my favourite fruit are reds

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shut up its fucking blood orange

#plot twist

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vaspim:

rawrical:

i am fucking dead

People like this actually exist

icwok:

changing themes is such a traumatic experience

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ellaamelia:

Story of my life

demoncest:

i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye

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bewbin:

i win 
may-i-pierce-the-all-time-veil:

Why do those little smiles make me want to cry?

lyxdelsic:

when u starin at your crush and they catch u

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pilgrimkitty:

unbucaneve:

jenesaispourquoi:

professorsparklepants:

Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?

the prof asks the important questions.

Wait, spouse rhymes with house? I always pronounced it ‘spooze’ in my head /o\ WHY IS YOUR LANGUAGE SO WEIRD!!!

Because English beats up other languages in dark alleys, then rifles through their pockets for loose grammar and spare vocabulary.

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deadspy:

john cried during sherlock’s best man speech and i bet he didn’t shed a single tear while exchanging vows with mary but i guess we’ll never know since only one of those things was important enough to include in the show

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vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

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condom:

damn