paul-mclennon:

OH MY GOD

paul-mclennon:

OH MY GOD

enjolradz:

friendly reminder that if we’re mutuals and you wanna exchange snapchat names or instagram or something you’re more than welcome (encouraged) to shoot me an ask

fictitiousfake:

J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19  in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on

infinity-on-howell:

I made it better

jaclcfrost:

ah you’re watching gravity falls? i love that show. the way the gravity just [clenches fist] fricking falls

gayerthanliberachi:

steevoooo:

thedarkknyght:

jcsp1688:

paleasland:

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OMG

…now that you think about it…

Never can just scroll by this.

No fucking way.

itsb0sstime:

georgia-dream:

if your boyfriend is your best friend, you’re doing it right.

if your boyfriend is your only friend, you’re doing it wrong.

THANK. YOU.

iguanabones:

the afterlife isnt all its hyped up to be

lovinglifeofthewild:

skeletonhaver:

lanadelreiayanami:

skyyman:

M’lady

this is really terrifying

they’re growing. evolving.

This is way cool!! But also at the same time totally scary.

lovinglifeofthewild:

skeletonhaver:

lanadelreiayanami:

skyyman:

M’lady

this is really terrifying

they’re growing. evolving.

This is way cool!! But also at the same time totally scary.

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Best Tumblr Responses 

michaelgclifford:

skinny jeans where the ankle is not all the way skinny?? why do you do this 

overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

so i only wear this bra in the house because it’s too small

tits-mcgeek:

ho-ho-my-lad:

and it, erm, pushes stuff up in a way that makes me look like a 19th century prostitute

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possibly my favorite thing on the internet right now.

WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

maliciaous:

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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WHAT THE HELL

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